15. Smell the “toesies” after the socks are taken off.
The scent only a mom could love.
This is gross but moms become joyous when this happens …
14. Rejoice at the smell of poop of your constipated child.
Finally he did it and you’re ecstatic! He’s not constipated anymore!
Who needs wipes when you can just do this.
13. Use your saliva to wipe dirt off your kid’s face, anything, and everything.
Who needs wipes when you can just wipe anything off with saliva?
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